One of my favorite writers of all time is a columnist for a canadian magazine. Here is a snippet from his latest column. This had me laughing out loud at work:
Words That Ought to be in the Dictionary, '08 Edition
aniston verb the inability to just let it go already: Twelve years after the championship game, Roger still anistoned that untimely fumble.
dow verb to decline so rapidly as to force the monocles of heretofore wealthy tycoons to pop from their eye sockets.
cheney noun 1. a creature, rarely seen in public, possibly mythical, believed to feed exclusively upon kitty-cats and the souls of orphans. 2. one who successfully hunts the most dangerous game of all—man!
jong-il verb the sudden waning of a once ominous threat: That forecast for 50 cm of snow has been jong-iled to scattered flurries
lehman verb to disappear abruptly: Dave was sitting right here but then the waiter brought the bill and he lehmaned.
obama verb 1. to achieve victory despite at first appearing to have no shot at winning: I couldn’t believe it when Marisa Tomei obamaed that Oscar. 2. to display grace by hiring a former rival, even though the husband of that former rival is probably hitting on your wife right now. noun 1. the uncomfortable feeling of being deeply indebted to Oprah.
joe (usu. foll. by “the plumber”) noun the sound of one’s 15 minutes of fame elapsing.
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Friday, January 9, 2009
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